This is how you remind me (8)

Of what I really am.

1. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
2. SMILE. Tomorrow will be worse.
3. Never miss a good chance to shut the hell up.
4. Don’t hate yourself in the morning —- sleep until noon.
5. Don’t run, you’ll just die tired.
6. Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
7. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
8. He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
9. Don’t take life too seriously; nobody gets out of it alive anyway.


Feliz cumple Juan! (Mi director de carrera n_n)